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"you guys are by far the loudest crowd we’ve had on tour!"

liam’s fake ass at every show (via asslarry)

(Source: modestmgmtofficial, via oopshibye)


scottsmmers:

i love that one x men who controls magnets

(via theavenges)


guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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(via industrialies)



frozendailydose:

disneytasthic:

disneylimitededitiondolls:

These are the bootleg Frozen figurines on eBay. I just can’t.

Oh boy!! The cast of Gingered graces my dash once more :D

I like how these are all wrong xD

(via spoopy-clifford)


Anonymous Asked: why are the hot ones always gay

phukers:

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

phukers:

Because straight people are ugly

Someone apparently isn’t a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch, David Tennant, Martin Freeman, Matt Smith, Christopher Eccleston, or any other straight, famous person.

I stopped after Benedict Cumberbatch


gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

(via oberyn-fucking-martell)


Everything is gonna be daijobu

(Source: katsu--sama, via pontah)


harrystylesdildo:

when you in church and the preacher starts talkin about homosexuality being an abomination and you gay AF

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(via zhjon-queerstein)




codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via elvenkingofhell)


Happy Fathers Days to all you daddies, biological, adoptive, or sugar.

(Source: omgthatdress, via fuckyeahloldemort)


"Show me your dick."

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the Unburnt, of the Blood of Old Valyria, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Queen of Meereen, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.  (via junsnow)

(Source: grossincandescence, via vanconcastiel)


offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

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