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harrystylesdildo:

when you in church and the preacher starts talkin about homosexuality being an abomination and you gay AF

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codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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Happy Fathers Days to all you daddies, biological, adoptive, or sugar.

(Source: omgthatdress, via fuckyeahloldemort)


"Show me your dick."

Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the Unburnt, of the Blood of Old Valyria, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Queen of Meereen, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.  (via junsnow)

(Source: grossincandescence, via vanconcastiel)


offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

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bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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(Source: bckys, via nobody-puts-castiel-in-a-corner)



twatbiscuitsaysyourmum:

OMG hahaha so true! #kickass #quicksilver #marvel #kickass #setuporcoincidence

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moo-im-a-goat-loki:

just-a-gay-bitch:

one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob

That was wild from start to finish

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smallvagina:

She got them

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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